You race past player after player. Then, having passed your team mates, you come to the opposition. These too, pose no problem, the ball sticking to your feet like they've got sticky glue on them, which they have - you spilt some hair gel earlier. Only the keeper to beat, you strike the ball to his left, but he makes a fine save. However, he can't hold on to it, and Wrighty is on hand to tap in the first goal of the game!
Do you?
Proceed to kick off.