The ball floats majestically, your right foot extends and impacts the ball perfectly, projecting it gracefully into the top left corner. With a thud your back hits the turf, and the crowd applaud a first-class bicycle kick. Lucky they didn't realise you were trying to clear the ball for a 'safety first' throw-in.
The first-half finishes without further noteworthy action, and it's time for the half-time oranges(TM).
Do you?
Finish the first half and prepare mentally and spiritually for a gruelling second segment (of the orange).