The ball's still in the air as you plough into the HandyMan. The ref completely misses the incident, as Tony Adams is distracting him with his latest acrobatic stunts with co-performer Steve Morrow. The ball drops from the air, and the impressed referee turns in time to see the ball bounce of your left buttock and into the goal. Two - nil! What a bum-deal for the Spurs fans!
The half finishes with no more significant happenings.
Do you?
Leave the pitch and ready yourself for the second-half battle.