You miss-kick the ball, but it falls kindly to Wrighty, who switches it back to you. You attempt another of your brave trade-mark 'safety first' manoevers, but it takes a wicked deflection off the referee. The ball loops over the Tottenham Stopper, the goal's credited to you, and it's two-nil! The first half finishes without further incident, and the ref blows the half-time whistle.
Do you?
Proceed to kick-off.