After walking through the woods for three or four hours, a large oak tree blocks your path. 'I'm the talking tree! What is your business here in Clive Woods?' You realise that the voice is coming from the large oak. 'There's strange things a-foot in these woods...', continues the old oak tree.
How do you reply?
'I took a TRUNK road.'
'That was a bit TRUNK-ated (truncated).'
'Your BARK's worse than your bite.'
'I think I might BRANCH out.'
'Then again maybe I'll STICK around.'
'I see you've finally TWIGGED.'
'That speech was a BIT wooden.'
'LEAF me alone.'
'What's the ROOT of the problem here?'
'Sorry, I have to SHOOT.'
'What did you say your NAME was?