The door creaks open (predictably). A large sign says 'WELCOME TO OGRIZOVIC'S LAIR, MIND YOUR STEP, PLEASE VISIT THE GIFT-SHOP.'
Suddenly, a round object bounces towards you and rests at your feet. 'I'm the talking football.' says a voice. You realise that the voice came from the talking football in front of you. He continues: 'The beast of Barnes meadow has captured the ogre Ogrizovic in the north tower. Will you rescue him?
How do you reply?
'Of course', and head down the corridor to the base of the north tower.
'No, I give up'