Perry's Realistic Football Simulation Game
'Why, that's the name of the prophesied Saviour of our
people! The mischevious white-hart elves have stolen
our supply of locally-grown crisp golden crisps. You
are the one of Ancient Times who can retrieve our stock
of delicious snacks and allow us to live once again without
fear.
You agree to help the village in its plight. There are two paths
out of the village.
Do you?
Take the eastern path.
Head down the west route.