Rumours fly around the music press that the Goss brothers, formerly of the band ‘Bros’ wish to reform the band with ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves as percussionist. read more

Reports are emerging that former Arsenal striker and pin-up Perry Groves has had a terrible accident. read more

We are hearing rumours that ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves is to model the new Arsenal kit. read more

Ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves, who used to play for Arsenal as a striker will soon be striking at the hearts of many young ladies as he appears in the women’s adult magazine ‘Playgirl’. read more

CUT OUT AND KEEP! (well, print out and keep).

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Tax your brain with these questions based around John Barnes. Click on the question to find out the answer.
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Tax your brain with these questions based around Tintin. Click on the question to find out the answer.
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Tax your brain with these questions based around Perry Groves. Click on the question to find out the answer.
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And this is the one you’ve been waiting for. Our reporter managed to get an exclusive interview with Perry Groves. The man himself. God. This is how it went.
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We sent our intrepid reporter out onto the streets to find out what you, the public really think of Perry.
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